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| Cudman (far left) seeks inspiration during a pre-Quaich practice session outside of D.C. |
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Monday, May 12, 2014
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Format Controversy! MacCallum To Bring Back Foursomes
In a calculated move intended to rattle the American team one month in advance of the Quaich, Ross "Rosco" MacCallum announced that this year's Quaich matches will include one round of Foursomes or alternate shot competition. The Foursomes format has not been used in Quaich competition since the Americans did away with it 2008 in Colorado.
"The Septics will be gobsmacked," said a gleeful Rosco. "They havnae goat a scoobie 'boot Foursomes."
It is true that, historically, the American team has a poor record in Foursomes. Since 2002, the Americans are 2-8 as a team in the format.
"Rosco may come across as a little dim," said one American who chose to remain anonymous, "But we can't be fooled. He is a brilliant tactician."
Foursomes matches pit 2-person teams against each other, with each team playing one ball, the two teammates alternating hitting the shots (so this format is often referred to as alternate shot). Example: Player A and Player B are partners. On the first hole, A tees off; B plays the second shot; A plays the third shot; and so on until the ball is holed. After both teams have completed the hole, the side with the lower total strokes wins the hole.
"One of America's strongest cultural values is individualism," said Allen Tully, Professor in American History at the University of Texas at Austin. “Americans fundamentally believe in self-reliance. Unfortunately for the American players in the Quaich, this philosophy will not translate well to the foursomes golf format.”
Friday, June 13 - Round 1
Castle Stuart
Format: Fourball
Saturday, June 14 - Round 2
Moray Golf Club - Old Course
Format: Fourball
Saturday, June 14 - Round 3
Moray Golf Club - New Course
Format: Foursomes
Sunday, June 15 - Round 4
Nairn Dunbar Golf Club
Format: Singles
"The Septics will be gobsmacked," said a gleeful Rosco. "They havnae goat a scoobie 'boot Foursomes."
It is true that, historically, the American team has a poor record in Foursomes. Since 2002, the Americans are 2-8 as a team in the format.
"Rosco may come across as a little dim," said one American who chose to remain anonymous, "But we can't be fooled. He is a brilliant tactician."
Foursomes matches pit 2-person teams against each other, with each team playing one ball, the two teammates alternating hitting the shots (so this format is often referred to as alternate shot). Example: Player A and Player B are partners. On the first hole, A tees off; B plays the second shot; A plays the third shot; and so on until the ball is holed. After both teams have completed the hole, the side with the lower total strokes wins the hole.
"One of America's strongest cultural values is individualism," said Allen Tully, Professor in American History at the University of Texas at Austin. “Americans fundamentally believe in self-reliance. Unfortunately for the American players in the Quaich, this philosophy will not translate well to the foursomes golf format.”
Friday, June 13 - Round 1
Castle Stuart
Format: Fourball
Saturday, June 14 - Round 2
Moray Golf Club - Old Course
Format: Fourball
Saturday, June 14 - Round 3
Moray Golf Club - New Course
Format: Foursomes
Sunday, June 15 - Round 4
Nairn Dunbar Golf Club
Format: Singles
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Quaich Throwback - April 2004
It was ten years ago that Team USA won it's first Quaich at Kingsmill in Virginia. Team USA has seen change since 2004, and only 4 of the 8 members of the 2004 American squad will represent their country once again in 2014. Team Scotland has enjoyed more continuity. Only one member of the 2004 Scottish squad will not also be in Inverness in 2014. What ever happened to "The Russler"?Friday, April 18, 2014
Saturday, April 12, 2014
USA Captain Announces Last Minute Line-up Change
Palm Beach Gardens, FL
April 11, 2014
It is my great pleasure to inform everyone that Team USA has a new member, Ray "Mundo" Bonilla. Mundo comes to us by way of the Guvna. They are old friends going back to the days when The Guv
worked for Senator Lloyd Bentsen of Texas and Mundo, having just hunk up his spikes (soft spikes hadn't been invented yet) after making a go of it on what eventually became the Nike Tour, decided he would go back to the best University in America, THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS AT AUSTIN, for his law degree. While Mundo had to dedicate himself to his rigorous legal studies, he never lost his love for the game and learned he had another secret love, single malt scotch. In a cruel twist of fate, Mundo is now the General Counsel for the Texas A&M university system where he was most recently successful at keeping the Heisman winning Johnny "Football" Manziel eligible for another year of college ball -- despite his own best efforts to screw up his college career. Mundo is married and has two lovely teenage daughters that he will never be introducing to anyone on Team Scotland -- especially TTTTony....
worked for Senator Lloyd Bentsen of Texas and Mundo, having just hunk up his spikes (soft spikes hadn't been invented yet) after making a go of it on what eventually became the Nike Tour, decided he would go back to the best University in America, THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS AT AUSTIN, for his law degree. While Mundo had to dedicate himself to his rigorous legal studies, he never lost his love for the game and learned he had another secret love, single malt scotch. In a cruel twist of fate, Mundo is now the General Counsel for the Texas A&M university system where he was most recently successful at keeping the Heisman winning Johnny "Football" Manziel eligible for another year of college ball -- despite his own best efforts to screw up his college career. Mundo is married and has two lovely teenage daughters that he will never be introducing to anyone on Team Scotland -- especially TTTTony....
When Johnny Football was asked why he sometimes refers to Ray as "Mundo" he replied, and I quote, "Mr. Bonilla has a magic touch whether on the golf course or arguing why the rules shouldn't apply to me in front of the NCAA. He is formidable, tenacious, focused and clever. He is never to be underestimated, for those that do are quickly vanquished. That's why we all him "Reymundo or King of the World" or in our case, just "Mundo" which, being only one syllable, is just easier for us Aggies to handle".
Despite Mundo now playing to a wee higher handicap, that's just the type of person that Team USA needs to fill T-bones' big, flat footed shoes, so he was quickly signed. His airline ticket is purchased (arrives on Monday so he'll be appropriately climatized) and I've been told he's already been practicing one of his favorite shots from his old tour days, a knock down 7 iron bump and run.
I know I can speak for Team USA when I say that we are all looking forward to being in Scotland soon and to having Mundo become an important part of securing Team USA's fourth consecutive victory!
Cheers,
Swayze
Thursday, April 10, 2014
T-Bone Out Of Quaich With Back Injury
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Dominance? Intimidation? Those are words no
longer associated with Tiger Woods T-Bone. They will play the Masters
Quach without him for the first time in 20 2 years this week in
June but in essence, the indomitable Tiger Woods T-Bone hasn’t
shown up at the majors Quaich for quite some time.
Some insist Woods T-Bone has 10 more
good years left. Hank Haney Eric Silagy, his former swing coachCaptain,
isn’t so sure.
“Facts and history don’t really support the
theory even if he was healthy . . . and he isn’t healthy,” says Haney
Silagy. “No matter how much time you think he might have to catch Jack
get a 5th point, the clock is going faster and faster now. Tiger
T-Bone is hurt and wasn’t playing well before he had surgery. Maybe his poor
play is all related to his back. It doesn’t really matter because he is losing
time, the clock is moving.”
It’s an endless cycle, Haney Silagy explains.
“He needs to practice and not rehab but he
has to rehab before he can practice and this has been going on since 2008 with
regularity,” adds Haney Silagy. “Tiger T-Bone will tell you what
he wants you to hear, but that doesn’t mean he can or will do what he needs to
do. He needs to get healthy, stay healthy and have the desire to practice like
he used to. If he does those things he will catch Jack Nicklaus get his
5th Quaich point. Those are three big ifs and the one I worry about
the most is the last one, does he still have the desire?”
“It starts to feel like you’re training hard
just to stay even. The 40s can be hard work,” he said. “There’s a lot going on
with what’s happened the last years . . . the personal strains, the body
strains, the golf strains and now surgery.”
“Even if the desire was there, will his body
allow him to practice like he needs to? If you look at the tournament and
practice time that Tiger T-Bone has missed, it will amount to two years
of the last six if he returns at the earliest predicted time from the back
surgery,” says Haney Silagy. “Ben Hogan used to say that the first 500
balls you hit each day gets you back to where you left off yesterday. When will
Tiger T-Bone be able to hit 500 balls in a day again and will he want
to?”
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