Quaich Safely Returns to US Soil

The Quaich - up on a pedestal

The Quaich returned to the left side of the Atlantic Ocean today, enjoying the abundant sunshine and warm temperatures of south Florida.  While it enjoyed its brief visit to its ancestral homeland of Scotland, the Quaich has developed an affinity for the optimism and idealism of Americans.

"I love the Quaich," said Donald Trump. "It's a quality trophy and belongs in America.  Like Trump, it stands for big ideas and big accomplishments."