In his first major decision as Scottish team Captain, Ross "Rosco" MacCallum sacked 2012 Quaich rookie Douglas "Slicer" Brown and replaced him with veteran Michael "Wee Mikey P" Peyrebrune. Rosco is determined to lead his team to victory in 2014 and is apparently playing the odds. In a prepared statement, Rosco said that "Wee Mikey P. has the highest winning percentage of any Scottish player in Quaich history, and we're delighted to have him back on the team."
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| Mikey P celebrating his return to Scottish line-up |
Slicer, who managed a respectable 2 points in Palm Beach Gardens including a final day singles drubbing of Chris "Guvna" Hughes, was notified via text that he would not be participating in next year's Quaich. "I cannae believe it," said Slicer when reached by phone at his home in St. Andrews. "Rosco is a f***in' wee sqeef!"
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